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  • Anders �stberg
    February 11th, 2004, 10:05 AM
    Well, the first thing that I noticed was not the ceiling, but rather the cute little Shetland Sheepdog in the middle of the walkway. Of course, I love dogs (and especially Shelties)... ;)

    I think if I stare at the image long enough, I can sometimes see the effect you're talking about, though it's not like that effect jumps out at me. IMHO, this picture is still a good study of geometric forms, whether or not it has issues with optical illusions. :)
    Yes, the dog was cute, and kept staring back at me until I took the picture. Unfortunately my mind was set on getting a shot with only a person in the exit at the end of the walkway. As the dog kept looking at me I realized too late that I was blowing a chance at another picture than the one I set out to get. When I finally got is the dog was too far away. :mad:





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  • vayumahesh
    03-12 12:28 PM
    Here you go ... (for INDIA and Most Other Countries)

    Cut Off Dates- Consulate General of the United States Mumbai, India (http://mumbai.usconsulate.gov/cut_off_dates.html)

    Immigrant Visas

    Cut-Off Dates for Immigrant Visas
    We are pleased to announce the April 2010 cut-off dates for immigrant visas for individuals born in India and those born in most other countries.

    To qualify for an appointment, an applicant's priority date (the date that the petition was filed) must fall before the cut-off date for the appropriate category.

    The following numbers are derived from the Department of State's Visa Bulletin. If you have additional questions about cut-off dates and your case is being processed at the U.S. Consulate General in Mumbai, please e-mail us or call us at +91-22-2363-7407 between 2 and 4 p.m. IST.



    Category India Most Other Countries
    F1 8 July 2004 8 July 2004
    FX 1 Jan 2005 1 Jan 2005
    F2A 1 June 2006 1 June 2006
    F2B 1 March 2002 1 March 2002
    F3 22 May 2001 22 May 2001
    F4 1 March 2000 1 March 2000
    E1 Current Current
    E2 1 February 2005 Current
    E3 8 September 2001 1 February 2003
    EW 1 June 2001 1 June 2001
    E4 Current Current
    E4-Religious Current Current





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  • annieo
    10-17 08:37 PM
    Hi Guys
    I went to local USCIS office today and asked about my case status. My I-485 was filled on 08Feb07 in EB2 category. A lot of people who have fillled I-485 after me, have already received green cards.
    The Immigration lady was very nice and she told me that my case can not be approved as my name check is still pending with FBI. The name check was initiated on 24Feb07. She created a service ticket for me providing a target date of middle of next month. The ticket said that "Please approve asap after getting clearance from FBI". I do not know what does that mean? Still trying to figure out???

    Then I asked about name check status of my dependants. She mentioned that their name check has been resolved which is different from cleared. She created a different SR for my dependants requesting Approval of Green cards as name check has been resolved again giving me mid of next month as target date. Does it mean that my depandants can get approval before my approval?
    Gurus Any idea what should I expect. Do I need to continue to follow up with FBI and senators regarding my name check and collecting information for case file?

    Regards
    AnnieO





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  • kirupa
    11-07 12:39 PM
    I certainly can write about this, and I may do so in the future. Were you able to get your question resolved? :)



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  • smuggymba
    09-29 06:08 PM
    I am getting ready to n-470 to preserve residency. My company is sending me to UAE for one week period which will leads to other long back and forth trips there. I need to file n-470 to preserve residency for naturalization. I have already lived here for more than one year as a permanent resident. My questions are:

    1. Where do I find a sample communication letter as a support document?
    2. What do I write in it?

    Thank you in advance.

    rubbing salt on wounds....good job. People are waiting from 2002 for Green Card and you're asking naturalization issues.





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  • vedicman
    01-25 12:46 PM
    (I will appreciate if anyone could help me figure out how to create a new thread.)

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum85-action-items-for-everyone/17658-how-to-post-a-question-how-to-start-a-new-thread-etc.html



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  • ivgclive
    09-03 12:03 PM
    Jan Brewer Starts Badly, Finishes Worse, In Last Night's Arizona Gubernatorial Debate (VIDEO) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/02/jan-brewer-starts-badly-f_n_703559.html)

    starting with : we have 'uh' did what right for arizona...

    No wonder why AZ tightened the immigration law, may be illegal immigration caused the damage on American grammar.





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  • gunabcd
    06-22 03:40 PM
    I-140 Premium processing upgrade receipt number

    Dear firends.,
    My lawayer upgraded to premium processing for I-140 on June 20th,2007. Will I get a new receipt number or should I keep checking the status for the original I-140 receipt number
    Please advise

    Thanks
    I'm in same boat, upgraded to PP on June 1. your new status of I140 will be "We received request for PP". usually they update the online status on friday night. Expect an RFE early next week, they just want more time, so they send some non-sense RFE. RFE resets the 15 day clock.



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  • mhtanim
    09-18 12:50 PM
    Fedex usually does not deliver to PO Box addresses. I am assuming Fedex delivered your package to the actual address instead of the PO Box. I would check with Fedex if the package was delivered.

    Fedex delivers thousands of packages everyday to that address. I think you should be fine.





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  • quizzer
    02-08 04:14 PM
    Iam panning to invite my friends family who is PR there in singapore to come to usa on personal visit.

    Any idea about the b2 stamping success rates in singapore usa consulate?

    Thanks



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  • kirupa
    04-29 02:46 PM
    They are all really good. I added all of them except the 4th one on the first set and the 2nd one on your second set :)





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  • cooltypes
    04-13 02:37 PM
    Thanks for your reply xtronics

    She has MS degree from US university (MBBS in India)...but would that matter for dependent H4 visa stamp



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  • amitga
    02-22 04:06 PM
    If you had an approved H1B last, that means that you already are on H1B status as of Oct 01 2006. You can continue to work in US on H1B and get it transfered also. Only when you go out of country then you will have to get new H1B stamped. I also had L1 to H1 change.

    The visa officer will surely ask you that "why did you change your status from L1 to H1" So be prepared with a good answer for that.





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  • Hong12
    12-16 01:36 AM
    I just talked to my lawyer again, and he told me that I�m overreacting! He kept saying that this is not a big deal at all for having the wrong background on the petition letter submitted to USCIS. He said that the new petition letter, I-129 and documents do not need to be resubmitted to USCIS. My lawyer also said that he can simply solve the problem by sending me the new petition letter. Accordingly, I can then bring this new letter to the consular for the visa interview instead of going through the resubmission. He also said that there is nothing to be worry about PIMS or anything. Could you please advise what to do? Pls help. Thank you very much.



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  • abhisec
    04-09 07:09 PM
    Even if you are doing it with good intention, i guess is true, have you thought of paying royalty for using IV as a platform .Any takers!!!

    I hear you Munshi. It is certainly a risk.

    As an immigrant entrepreneur, unfortunately I have to take some risks.

    I sincerely believe this will help my IV friends and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to help our community.





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  • waitin_toolong
    08-14 06:56 AM
    As long as the person married before I-485 was approved follow to join can be availed. it can even be used after I-485 is approved. In case of kids the birth has to be before I-485 approval.

    The only problem after I-485 approval is that the dependents have to wait in home country for processing and cannot come to USA to file for AOS. It does not take as long as FB though.

    Visa number availability is determined by the primary's PD and the visa bulletin published by Dept of State.



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  • ndrw_fielding
    07-22 10:05 PM
    I got busted going twice the speed limit in a 55 MPH zone and just got convicted of Reckless Driving.I got 364 Days Suspended Sentence.

    Does that count as an "crime of Moral Turpitude". Does that mean that I-485 will be deined?

    Do you know anyone who was convicted of reckless driving and got their green card?

    All replies are appreciated.





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  • jkiran
    11-23 05:01 PM
    Hey Friends,
    I got an I-485 interview in next month. I have few questions...

    I have the two issues....

    1)Selling tobaco to Minor,happened in 2002(when I was helping one of my friend who is running a Convenience store,by mistake I handed Over a pack of cigarett without asking his ID.Unfortunately he was one of the Kid arranged purposefully by the department people who checks on toboco sale to Minors)



    2)retail theft happened in 2005(when we went to walmart with our 4 year old daughter,we did not see a considerbly small toy in her hands,while we are making payment to the other stuff we bought)



    Both the Incidents occured accidentally,we did not do anything purposefully.Both the cases were dismissed as Nolle proscue. the 2nd case was expunged too .I do have the documents stating that they are dismissed and 2nd case was expunged.If you want to have a look at them,

    And also i pointed in I-485 application---No in the field of cases....


    can you guys suggest me,if anybody have the similar situvation...

    -Thanks
    Rama





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  • gondalguru
    06-30 01:17 AM
    any bill that has immigration provisions will not be taken on agenda neither by sanate nor by house any time soon... and my guess is that that time will last atleast one and half year till the presidential election is done...





    kshitijnt
    10-08 04:09 PM
    I have a valid H4 after receving the EAD now getting paid on 1099 (on an off), I am planning to visit India this year. My question is!

    Can I come back on H4 (I have a valid stamp) or do I have to use my AP since I am using my EAD privileges for getting paid?

    Will they know at the Point of Entry that I am using my EAD?

    Many thanks for viewing and answering!

    Since you are using EAD , you need to come back using AP.





    shanthik
    11-17 11:18 AM
    I am working on an H1B visa for one of the world's largest retailers. I am in my 5th year of my H1 visa status and it expires in 2011. If an LCA is filed before July 2010 which is a 365 day point I will be allowed to extend my H1 for another 3 years while my Green Card is in process.

    The situation is that the advertisement has been done in NJ and they received 100 applications which makes it difficult to support their statement of me being the most capable one beyond all US citizens. So they have decided now to advertise once again in a remote location in NJ and another in VA. Is it ok to file the LCA for a single employee from 2 different locations. Are there any risks involved? Do I need to move to VA in case it is approved before the whole process is done? or can it be avoided till I get my Green Card as I'm working for the same employer in a different state?

    Any info and advice is much appreciated.



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